The art of writing a very classy cease and desist letter

The Zen in the art of writing is a gift quite rarely granted, but when discovered it truly gives immeasurable pleasure. You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you, like when this bloke from the German Labor Agency sends you a clumsy cease and desist letter and you, well you gently convey to him to just fook off.

That a cease and desist can be truly classy is shown here:

Classy cease and desist letter