"These boobs are made for twisting" - Erdoğan

You keep saying, you got something for me

These boobs are made for twisting

Something called deferred EU membership
You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been messin'
And now someone else is getting all your best

These boobs are made for twisting
And that's just what I'll do
One of these days these tits
Are gonna slackin' down on you

Yeah, you keep blurbin' when you oughta be curbin'
And you keep losing when you oughta step down
You keep samin' when you oughta be leavin'
Now, what's right is right but you ain't ever been right

These boobs are made for twisting
And that's just what I'll do
One of these days these tits
Are gonna slackin' down on you

You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin'
And you keep Greekin' thinkin' you'll never get burnt
Ah, I've just found me a brand new box of matches, yeah
And what they'll do you ain't had time to learn

These boobs are made for twisting
And that's just what I'll do
One of these days these tits
Are gonna slackin' down on you

Are you ready, boobs?
Keep paying

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With apologies to Lee Hazlewood