German Minister of Justice Heiko Maas explains hate speech and 'Suck my dick'.

Heiko Mass losing his sartorial bearings

This is Heiko Maas with his new retreaded muse Natalia Wörner. She excelled early on by switching schools frequently and dispensing of any vocational education.

Instead, she threw her voluptuous body head over heels into the genre of, err, Art. This qualified her to 'Suck my dick' and to continue dazzling demented German cinema aficionados with her third rate performance as an actress.

The picture of the two lovebirds is a typical example of how a woman can sartorially torment a decent male being with the towering presence of 172 cm from head to toe and turn him into a ridiculous looking dick. Is is a shame and shows yet again how we male human beings suffer under the bad influence of women.

As is well known, the able Minister of Justice who never practiced law in his entire life (so much about the vaunted "Fachkräfte" in Germany) goes full metal jacket and bonkers when it comes to sexism in adverts. The mere thought of such acts of degrading precious human beings of the weak sex will trigger his guanine crystals and make him scream for a law against such perversity. Yet being a politician, double standards are a routine assuetude and vacuity a given, even more so when the intellect is at times dick-driven.

It then comes as no surprise that this display in the German Playboy magazine is not

Natalia Wörner, releasing pressure from
Heiko's Cervélo tube.

in any way to be construed as sexist but a visual ode to the Rebirth of Christ as a Woman. Amen.

Enough of the Minister's dilly dallying populist "Schrullen", let's turn to the real subject that irks him: HATE SPEECH.

Hate speech on this American Facebook and this American Twitter, this American Google, and it is here that The Heiko is running a vendetta.

To napalm Free Speech Hate Speech into German oblivion, The Heiko has surrounded himself with the Knights Templar, aka the Order of Teutonia's Temple. To add some punch a Stasi Connection completes the picture. Let the able Minister explain what constitutes Hate Speech in good ol' Germany.

Here is an example of vicious Hate Speech in Germany. An example of the inherent dangers of Hate Speech to the state, so dangerous that armed police had to be deployed, a blogger to be frisked, photos of the premises to be taken and all IT equipment plus smartphone confiscated.

Considered to be Hate speech in Germany

The lesson to be learnt?

Just don't fuck around with the German Minister of Justice Fatzke Heiko Maas, the Terminator of Free Speech Hate Speech. He will crush you with a vengeance.

Heiko Maas, the German Hugues de Payons