The 'German Qualified Precision-Screened Refugee' - Don't settle for less!

When other EU countries upon the influx of refugees from yonder were looking like a deer at the headlights, Queen Empress of Europe Merkel strode into action with her hallmark vengeance. She assessed the scenario and knew immediately she had to ... err ... äh ... öh ... oh yeah, act. What was the mantra again? Rrright, FACHKRÄFTE, FACHKRÄFTE, FACHKRÄFTE!

And with this in mind, act she did:

    •    Crispy clean new Immigration Laws (implemented one week earlier than planned),
    •    Vouchers instead of money (as if refugees without shelter and food would use the money to buy a motor bike or frequent game parlors),
    •    Readying a fleet of 50-year-old Transall transport planes to export some refugee crap,
    •    Transit zones (with Germany's experience gained 70 years ago easy beesy)
    •    Offering a quality product: the 'DE Qualified Refugee', selected with German Precision Screening,
    •    Proper packaging of this screened and ready-to-use product for immediate satisfaction.

the 'DE Qualified Refugee', selected with German Precision Screening

Look for this Seal of Approval:

German Seal of Approval 'Qualified Refugee'

and don't fall for fake Chinese stuff.