Oh you dearest and belovedst of refugees, what took you so long to finally succumb to Auntie Angela's siren songs? - With apologies to Matthew 8:26

"O you of little faith from Syria, Pakistan, A-Stan, Somalia and beyond, Why were you afraid? Afraid of touching our welcoming shores with your tender feet? Why, oh why hast thou not hearest the call of thy almighty rescuer, the Bodhisattva Angela?" - My sincerest apologies to Matthew.

Dear beloved refugees, you human resource beings that you have finally assembled in the land of the pious, the pious Germans with their oh so widely appreciated Willkommenskultur. What took you so long to finally succumb to Auntie Angela's siren songs?

Before I tend to your longings, allow me first to address my brethren and fill them in about this article in the bourgeois Eff-Ahh-Zett dot net:

Refugee crisis: Seehofer Calls ten-point plan for the refugee crisis

In it CSU chief bloke Seehofer criticized the course of the German government and calls for a report, a ten-point plan to deal with the refugee crisis. IOW to finally kick some fucking ass and get a good deal of those shitface refugees out of The Reich, presto!

Because, dear refugees, this democratic fascist is pissed, I mean really pissed. Why, you may be inclined to ask. Well, it's:

Union loses

In the refugee debate the values ​​of the Union in the voter support has fallen to its lowest level since the general election. In the current trend of the Sunday polling institute Emnid the Union loses two percentage points and comes to 38 percent. Only 39 percent welcomed according to the survey commissioned by the "Bild am Sonntag" Merkel's position.

You came here and now look what you did, the whole political landscape is in tatters. There was 'O R D N U N G' before. You have to understand, you manna from heaven for the German businesses, or if you prefer 'low-wage workers in spe', that could potentially be a dealbreaker. IOW, you'd be fucked. 

However, treasured refugees, let's be positive and turn our both attention to a hideously fat and disgustingly slimy German who today dabbles in this parliamentary position and before you know it, in another, Mr. Peter Altmaier.

"You over there, will you be an enthusiastic German??"

You want to wash your hands if he has walked past you. Anyway, now finally to you, who took on so much travail to finally get to the Promised Land. Hail to all ya!

Oh you dearest and belovedst of refugees, German Refugee Coordinator of the Federal Government, Mr. Peter Altmaier (CDU) called you years ago. Why did you not heed his call? Did you not get the offers in your daily mail or in your email inbox?

Hear Peter out: 

"Tens of thousands of young refugees are occupying jobs and training places for which there has been no suitable candidates for many years, because the labor market was deserted."

You, yes you refugees, could have gotten those jobs. Instead you chose to remain on your lazy asses and slouch on your east-pointed carpet. But fat ass Peter Altmeier has a delicious carrot for you:

"In 20 years, enthusiastic Germans"

Yep, you'll all be happy, enthusiastic, dope consuming, chicks banging, fucking cool Germans. No shit, the Altmeier Pope of Slime knows what he's fucking talking about. You have to understand though, this is a threat, but I  am sure, you have meanwhile become so familiar with the German press that you know, you are basically all unqualified carpetbaggers. So, unless you are asked to board the train - no, not those trains, it's the 2000 meanwhile - feel free to fully expand your inner self and enthusiasm in a very basic job.

The new Refugee Coordinator of the Federal Government, Chancellery Minister Peter Altmaier (CDU) defended the price of the Chancellor. "I believe that if we have successfully mastered the refugee crisis, Germany is stronger there than ever before," Altmaier said I am convinced that many of those who now come as children and young people to help us rave in 20 years German are.. "

He added: 

Germany is economically much stronger than in the 90s, when it had received several million people. 

We all know how that worked out.

"You there, I can see no German enthusiastic eyes. Get on the train."

When there is so much goodwill in Good 'Ol, it is time to shed the light on some refugees that did not find the slightest interest with those Germans who discarded all their old trash in train stations to welcome these refugees. Did not feature in the daily turf war of politicians. That were not called in their deepest hours of despair some years ago and could have filled those "tens of thousands of jobs". Like these.

(Google translate used for FAZ article)