The next ECB chief must be a German. Here he is.

If there are things the German finance minister Schäuble hates, it's a boil on his ass and the spaghetti muncher ex Goldman Sachsy Mario Draghi.

Not only did he help the AfD to secure the best results for any German rightwing party since the second world war, he also floods the EU with money and that threatens Wolfi's love affair with the Black Zeros.

He feels the EU world has suffered enough from this Italian recklessness and it is high time to get the house in German order. Help came from the province of Bavaria via Hans-Peter Friedrich, a leading lawmaker for the Christian Social Union (CSU) and former interior minister, who made it clear that "the next ECB chief must be a German, who feels bound to the German Bundesbank's tradition of monetary stability."

So after stress-testing several candidates here is the new German ECB President. He seems to possess all the necessary credentials, German meticulousness.

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