Merkel in Africa, or "How to Create Refugees" the German way

First the fake news mantra on what ails those bimbos down there. Let's pick the FAZ. We could take any other junk paper.

What Africa really suffers from (in German)

What could it be when viewed from higher floors up in sleepy Frankfurt? How about

"Africa is still being held back by mismanagement, corruption and ailing infrastructure - despite hundreds of billions of dollars in development aid. Before the Chancellor's visit, it becomes clear that governments must start acting themselves."

Ok, so Germany has a clean sheet. Fault lies full in the court of these Africans. Who would have thunk differently? Does Germany really have a clean conscience or are there reasons that people from Africa are totally gaga about coming to the country of those picturesque Fachwerkhauser. And speaking about emigration from Africa is Germany really that high on the dream list of those poor black souls?

This article suggests otherwise.

How to Create Refugees

It is from the "Information on German Foreign Policy" and copyrighted but the gist in their article is:

• There is a high real interest in emigration, not just talk.
• Top of the list as destination is the USA and certainly not Germany for reasons of language and culture.
• There is high unemployment. Up to 40%.

There has to be a reason for this and to solve this question let's get back to the FAZ bloke that the Africans should really now get their shit together and "governments must start acting themselves".

Aha, they are not only idling about, these sweaty bimbos, they are splurging on those aid dollars and euros, right?

To which the FAZ guy would reply 'that's exactly what I am saying here in my sunny office sipping a smoothie, oh and here is my secretary with a delicious chocolate cake, what was I talking about again? Right, build industries, create jobs and ... Bingo. Oh, that cake is heaven'.

Problem is, as the article points out, they have a couple of industries and they were doing just fine until the EU showed up.

• Their ocean has been fished clean
• Their successful poultry industry has been wrecked

So what is Merkel's trip really about? Building walls against emigration. Ok, sounds a little harsh, so ze Germans call them "Migration Advisory Center". Just last December, German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier inaugurated a "Migration Advisory Center".

There is a slight flaw in zat German zinking. Nothing stops migration, not even walls which Merkel should know from experience. As always, it was highly entertaining seeing her in her trademark clumsiness moving about.

Now where are my Negerküsse?