The band-aid Martin Schulz

Oh gosh, this is hard on me as politics interests me as much as the Saga of the Kardashians. Here goes.

Martin Schulz did not make a single mistake. The SPD made a mistake by selecting him. Him, an EU politician!

Every dumbass knows, a politician who goes to Brussels is discarded trash. Or his/her shelf-life expired. And/or an alcoholic. Useless at home. Some can't even manage stairs.

Stoiber, going full metal jacket

There was one single person who then made the biggest mistake. The one living in Bellevue. Filling a totally superfluous job.

Steinmeier, doing it for da boyz

Member of the SPD! As such, it should have been absolutely clear to this bloke in his position as president of Germany: to stay fucking clear of any party politics. Instead, well ...

Once the Jamaica talks had collapsed, he should have given the option of forming a minority government. Failing that, new elections. Period!

Oh btw, the SPD is dead.