Mrs Andrea Nahles, do staff from the German Labor Agency BA have problems getting into a brothel on time during work hours?

Labor minister Nahles,

I feel privileged to write to you and this is I guess my fourth time that I grant you my appearance in form of an email. In typical German fashion you chose to leave all prior emails without a reply, yet you had someone enquire about our postal address. Talk about German style and clandestiness.

You see, Mrs Nahles, you may entertain your personal prejudices about Hartz recipients and in particular those elitist ilk of the self-employed strata as being unable to create a sustainable business, and you are certainly aided in this by your dependable local press. However, you and your Jobcenter can certainly take credit for having wrecked my business in the five figures in just one year. That's quite an achievement and you should be proud of it.

Let's shelve that for a moment because prior to that I had had to write a complaint to the German Labor Agency BA in 2013. A complaint about a certain Ms Elisabeth Baum from the criminal and racist Jobcenter Munich. The reason being that Ms Baum had responded in a court case with a letter that contained lies from A to Z and I had detailed that with uncontestable proof. That received quite some response.

In my quest to find truth I made two valiant attempts with the heads of the Federal Labor Agency (BA) to acquire the name of this person. Matter-of-factly, I addressed my last email to the head honchos Heini Alt and Frank-Jürgen Weise on Nov. 17, 2015. Unfortunately and in typical German style the CEO combo preferred to reside in nonvocal equilibrium. The agency certainly has my full understanding as this is indeed a very delicate situation. A situation that calls for a subtle, rational and most sensitive handling in order to keep company morale up (no pun intended) to standard and, most importantly, avoid any form of arousal (again no pun intended).

The reply I received from a staff of the BA back then read as follows:

"When I read this crap it is clear that such an imbecile like you has trouble finding a job. The libel published here and the condescending style makes readers sick. Nothing in terms of grey matter, but jumping queue in a brothel. Well then good luck Germany."

The emailed comment was written on March 7, 2013 at 11:07 AM from the IP address 195.88.117.149. This IP address is the address of the German Labor Agency in Nuremberg. This qualifies as proof in court!

Where I have been raised and where my home is, we do not send such things to other people.  All the more is it surprising to see such a demented and intellectually spartan comment come from a German government agency which, if I am still able to read the tea leaves correctly, is under your umbrella.

Following up on the text of that email several questions do arise and yearn for an answer:

• Do staff from the German Labor Agency BA indeed have problems getting into a brothel on time during work hours?
• The time stamp of the email showing 11:07 AM, are sexually hyper-charged staff at the German Labor Agency BA already so horny in the morning?
• Could the purveyance of blow jobs ameliorate the dire situation?
• Has an assessment about the effect on the work load been conducted? Viz testosterone overload!
• Are staff distracted by this physical arousal and has essential work therefore to be postponed for the simple reason that a fuck was needed?
• Did the leadership of the German Labor Agency BA consider installing cold showers in the offices of male staff?
• If not, have there been tests conducted to see if perhaps wank rooms could solve this delicate inconvenience? Or perhaps jizz parlours. Rub rooms, beat the bishop boudoirs, wax the carrot counters?
• Are offices of male staff perhaps overheated? Reducing temps by at least 15 degrees C would have a sizable ecological effect and in addition induce a certain shrink effect.
• Could a purchase of some Real Dolls make the situation more bearable for male staff at the German Labor Agency BA?
•  Would Ashley Madison be a game changer of sorts?
  

Real Doll for German Labor Ag.?

As a very concerned citizen of acquired, and may I add non-Christian, moral standards and, can I say this in all privacy to you, with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality, garnished with pretty good looks, a body steeled by decades of exercise in various fields and shaved legs, I take offence at such debouchery.

Companies in the civilized world employ content checking security software for their email servers  in order to ensure corporate compliance. Seems like Heini Alt and Frank-Jürgen Weise live on another planet, or in a Banana Republic.

Since I am father of a daughter with decent Asian upbringing, a cultural sensitivity and moral standards of Buddhist belief, I feel a certain apprehension of moral standards emanating from the environment of some German government agencies. From time to time we incur difficulties in coping with German unsophistication, but then again, we have no intention to adapt.

I am grateful you have lent me your attentive ear and I already feel very much relieved I could relate this emotionally disturbing experience to you. A healing coming out would be appreciated in the form of the name and address of that gentleman. Thank you so much.

Sincerely,