Putting your cock into the mouth of a female client at a German Federal Labor office and construing this as a form of rape

Just another day at the German Federal Labor Office

is totally besides the point, decrees the highest German court BGH.

How could you have possibly thunk this? It was, so the court, the fact that the labor office clerk did not ejaculate as he had hoped that made him slide his dick out of the clients wet mouth and then repeatedly encouraging her to look at his gentleman sausage while he was rubbing his rod like a wild chimpanzee.

To construe jizzing off in front of a female client looking for a job at a federal labor agency office as a form of exhibitionism is a "too narrow definition of exhibitionism", so the court after delving into its deep drawer of sexual experience, because any person who unpeels his rod of pleasure for a simple piss could turn around and publicly display his dong without the consent of the other. What's important, so the logical thinking of the court, is the timing.

In this particular instance the display of his member showed his intent of gaining sexual pleasure. However, nothing to fear for the female client looking for a job, because "the victim was not in a vulnerable position and the defendant had not threatened with abuse of a position of power".

Welcome to Germany, its highest court and the impeccable service of the German Federal Labor Agency.

Full verdict here in German language.

At your service and in your mouth