4/13/2015

Otherwise smoking hot attorney not sure why City and ZIP needed in address?

Attorney perplexed: "What, City and ZIP Code needed in address?
Quick change of location. It's Bavaria and there Munich to be precise. Yes, you are right, it's that place where piss is called beer and a white sausage is supposed to be eaten before 12 noon, unless you want to commit a sacrilege. IOW, people are nuts.

So it is only befitting this bucolic place of southern Germany, aka the home of the 'Kleines Diebisches Bergvolk' (the Small Thieving Mountain People) (1) calls one eminent female lawyer a member of their illustrious legal profession: Aglaia Muth. (2)

That an address usually includes a city and the corresponding Zip code has not transpired to her celestial majesty, but apart fom that she sits tight in the court room, never talks, let alone pleads a case.

Oh, and she has a top rating of five stars. Exactly one. What's not to like? Until I added mine, that is.

Did her heavenly professionalism affect me? Not that I know of. Only that I lost in all court hearings because she just did not give a fuck and, oh yes, the statute of limitations were exceeded in that I received the verdict a couple weeks too late. Nothing particular, unless you had in mind to file a constitutional complaint which I did and which of course was rejected.

Could it be called neglect? Perhaps. Could it be malpractice? Perhaps.

If she would be practicing law in Texas and you'd be a totally innocent chap she defends, you might be finding yourself in that chamber some years later stretched out and ...


Top five-star lawyer Aglaia Muth. Yeehah!


Why, oh why add the city and Zip code to an address when you are a goddess?

THE 5TH MOST FUNDAMENTAL LIFE PRINCIPLE
Namely, “I wrestled with my realities, reflected on the consequences of my decisions, and learned and improved from this process – but kept swinging like a motherfucker through the interim.”
was not her thing.



“In the twilight rain
These brilliant-hued hibiscus-
A lovely sunset.”

Basho

EXEUNT


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(1) Yes, you find that term in the encyclopedia Brockhaus.
(2) Aglaia being the Greek goddess of beauty and splendor.

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