Justice Minister Barley, I feel negatively intellectually assaulted by this still spouseless civil servant of an advanced age Missus Musati. It amounts to male harassment.

I feel negatively intellectually assaulted by this still spouseless civil servant of an advanced age Missus Musati. It amounts to male harassment. The spinster is lacking any form of "Habitus".

— Clarky Cat Boz Boz (@ErebusSagace) April 1, 2019

I feel wounded and "sexually marked" by Twinkletoes Martina as she filed a complaint with Google about a blog post in which I quoted the eminent French philosopher, anthropologist and sociologist Pierre Bourdieu.

— Clarky Cat Boz Boz (@ErebusSagace) April 1, 2019

Sexyhexy Martina takes as well offence of Scott Adams' "Dilbert Principle". Martina Musati appears to be an example of the negative Pygmalion effect. What have we men done to be condemned to suffer such sloven thinking, I ask with Wittgenstein?

— Clarky Cat Boz Boz (@ErebusSagace) April 1, 2019

Or is it possible you Germans just have a screw loose, Minister?

— Clarky Cat Boz Boz (@ErebusSagace) April 1, 2019