Ins Jahr 2017 mit politisch inkorrekten Cock Tails

Also wenn einem die Stichworte so in den Mund gelegt werden im
Plunsenland, dann ist das einfach. Aufhänger war dieser Artikel in einer der deutschen Schwanzlutscher-Presse-Auswurfseiten:

Gauland will „Zigeunerschnitzel“ und „Mohrenkopf“ rehabilitieren

Der stellvertretende Parteivorsitzende der AfD sagt der politisch korrekten Sprache den Kampf an. Ein Vorbild sieht er im künftigen Präsidenten der Vereinigten Staaten. 

Der Mann rennt offene Frauenschenkel ein, hatte ich doch meine Vorliebe hier schon kund getan.

Hier nun ein paar politisch inkorrekte Cocktails zur deep-throat Begrüssung des Jahres 2017. Für Zartbeseitete ein Tipp: Piss off!

Wir beginnen es sacht mit dem

THE POLITICIAN'S INCORRECT MARTINI
We, the People, need a drink.

und steigern es mit den

10 drink names that are oh so wrong

1) JESUS JUICE

Ingredients: Wine, Coke

Story: In a 2003 deposition to detectives in Santa Barbara, two children recounted that Jackson would often serve alcohol to minors, encouraging them to drink wine straight from the bottle, calling it "Jesus Juice." Mixing it with coke seems to be a later addition.

Most Likely to Offend: Christians, fans of the late Jackson

2) FIERY GERMAN

Ingredients: equal parts Jägermeister and cinnamon schnapps

Most Likely to Offend: Germans, hardcore Jägermeister fans

3) SCREAMING ORGASM

Ingredients: vodka, Irish cream, Kahlua

Most Likely to Offend: whomever you are with, especially if you order this in front of family

4) ALIEN NIPPLE

Ingredients: butterscotch schnapps, Irish liqueur, melon liqueur

Most Likely to Offend: Aliens, and those that believe in them and will willingly argue over whether or not aliens have nipples

5) HILLBILLY KOOL AID

Ingredients: grain alcohol, lemon-lime soda, fruit punch

Story: Grain alcohol is pretty harsh; mixing it with fruit punch and lemon-lime soda would lessen the blow.

Most likely to offend: people of Appalachian descent, fans of Kool Aid

6) CHINESE TORTURE

Ingredients: vodka, soy sauce, vinegar, salt, lemon-lime soda, and 1 super-hot chili

Story: Torture is never funny, and this drink seems to blend quite a few things that should not go together in an attempt to induce crying and vomiting, possibly at the same time.

Most likely to offend: Anyone who has been tortured, people of Chinese descent

7) SLAP YOUR MAMA

8) THE CHARLIE MANSON

Ingredients: Ginger ale, spiced rum, rye whiskey

Story: supposedly this drink has a candy-like taste if enough spiced rum is used, and Manson seems anything but sweet.

Likely to offend: any of the victim's families

9) HEAVEN'S GATE

Ingredients: coconut rum, spiced rum, orange liqueur, raspberry liqueur, pineapple juice, lemon-lime soda

Story: named for Marshall Applewhite and his followers who draped themselves in purple cloth before committing mass suicide in 1997 in an attempt to reach a spaceship that they thought was traveling with the Hale-Bopp Comet. The raspberry liqueur would give this drink a purple color.

Likely to offend: those who still believe Do (Applewhite) is related to Jesus

10) BLOODY MARY

Kein Grund zur Verzweiflung, ich will noch mehr echauffieren,

• The IED
• The Palestinian Rock Thrower

bevor diese Zungenkitzler nahe an einen Cunnilingus rankommen:

• Cock Sucking Cowboy
• 1-900-FUK-MEUP
• Angel’s Tit
• Red-Headed Slut
• Anus Burner
• Suck, Bang & Blow!
• The Leg Spreader
• Afghanistani Whore

Ganz en vogue im Plunsenland mit seiner 30%igen Mösenquote in Vorstandsetagen der

Squirting Küstenbarbie

100 cl Eckes Edelkirsch
50 cl Vanillesauce
gut gehäufter Teelöffel Himbeer Marmelade

Fucking enjoy !