Saarlouis Napoleon and Foreign Minister munchkin Heiko Maas rallies for European Revolution

We switch live to the douchebag department on Twitter.

It's Heiko time, IOW time for some bullshit.

"The European flag is for me the banner of the free world. The EU should also be entitled to be at the forefront of freedom, democracy, human rights and the rule of law. Wherever I travel, we are envied for our European model around the world."

Apparently, he does not get around a lot.

And too bad, Heiko, that your hair is blown in the opposite direction. But hey, as they say in Texas, you are all fart and no ass.

This is the real thing and you would have seen Heiko nowhere.