Brexit, easy as Carling Black Label sunbeds

Canst thou hear the death knell of the EU over all those threats?

Asked by Bild am Sonntag newspaper if other member states would follow Britain's example in quitting, Juncker said: "No. Britain's example will make everyone realise that it's not worth leaving."

He added: "On the contrary, the remaining member states will fall in love with each other again and renew their vows with the European Union." Was it April 1?

Just today the EU Alcoholic-in-Chief Juncker said: “Brexit isn’t the end. A lot of people would like it that way, even people on another continent where the newly elected US President was happy that the Brexit was taking place and has asked other countries to do the same.

“If he goes on like that I am going to promote the independence of Ohio and Austin, Texas in the US.” Yaddayaddayadda

Edgar Miller nails it: Don't worry about Brexit negotiations, no deal is better than what we have now with the EU.