KL

Karl Lagefeld and Jacques de Bascher
from "The beautiful Fall" - Alicia Drake (highly recommended)

“I’m a kind of fashion nymphomaniac who never gets an orgasm.”

 “Vanity is the healthiest thing in life.”

 “I’m rather pro-prostitution. I admire people who do it. It can’t be much fun. Thank goodness for it. People need relief or they become murderers.”

 “Normally, I don’t recommend me for wedding dresses – they all get a divorce.”

 “Be politically correct, but please don’t bother other people with conversation about being politically correct, because that’s the end of everything. You want to create boredom? Be politically correct in your conversation.”

 “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.”

 “I am a sort of vampire, taking the blood of other people.”

 On selfies: “They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is electronic masturbation.”

 “Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn’t.”

 “I have no human feelings.”

 “The discussion of fur is childish.”

 “I am very much down to Earth. Just not this earth.”

"Analysis? What for? To get back to normality? I don’t want to be normal." (T)

"I came to know Marlene Dietrich when she was an old lady," Lagerfeld said. "I introduced her to Helmut Newton. He told me he used to masturbate to her photographs."

"I have a Google brain."