"... you would know that nothing could give me keener pleasure than to be m-m-m-manhandled by you meaty boys - ecstacy of the naughtiest kind."

TV at its finest. Christopher Hitchens has a rather good write-up. Very good character abstracts here and here.

"Tell me candidly, have you ever heard Sebastian say anything you have remembered for five minutes? You know, when I hear him talk, I am reminded of that in some ways nauseating picture of 'Bubbles.' […] When dear Sebastian speaks it is like a little sphere of soapsuds drifting off the end of an old clay pipe, anywhere, full of rainbow light for a second and then – "phut! – vanished, with nothing left at all, nothing."